Citizens were shocked to find a large amount of chemtrails over the city earlier this week. The shock turned into outrage, as the chemtrails could be spotted in the shape of the letter X, the shape of an arrow, as well as the shape of a fluffy bunny.

Many of the concerned who live in a town with an airport claim that these could not possibly be contrails, trails caused by water vapor from aircraft freezing up in the atmosphere, but are a part of the nefarious plan to influence next year’s presidential election.

Columbus Man has tried to reach out to some of the people who were at city hall earlier this week, but they were busy hiding from birds in their bunkers eating a gallon of 5-year-old baked beans.