Month: March 2023

Library Elevator Boycotts All Humans

The elevator in the historic Cleo Rogers Memorial Library is currently rejecting all human passengers. A representative for the library has stated that while efforts were made to appease it and get it back in working order, the elevator just…

Arts Council Confuses Homeless Campsite for Art Installation

The Columbus Area Arts Council has removed a tent, 6 bags of trash, and personal belongings from the site of an art installation, after having confused the items for the actual art installation itself. The council finally became aware after…

Olive Garden – Still Not Here Yet

It’s that time of year again when everyone is asking one thing: When is Columbus getting an Olive Garden? Another winter is coming to a close, and as we start into spring, visions of fresh-baked breadsticks, endless salads, and tasty…

Dollar General, Apartment Complexes Battle for Dominion over City

Representatives from Dolgencorp met with city officials and local businesses. The meeting was held after complaint from local realtors stated that Dolgencorp’s expansion plans are interfering with their plans to turn everything into apartment complexes by 2030. The proposed city-wide…